I dont call out to work much. I think that I could count on One hand how much times I’ve called in over the past 10years. I honestly dont think that I got one.
I do however remember one of my coworkers last year (Wilson) lying about his daughter being in a terrible car accident. He did a great job of pulling it off because he had me fooled, until I found out that he had killed his daughter off and brought her back to life a dozen times. He is one cold son of a bitch though.