I dont call out to work much. I think that I could count on One hand how much times I’ve called in over the past 10years. I honestly dont think that I got one.
I do however remember one of my coworkers last year (Wilson) lying about his daughter being in a terrible car accident. He did a great job of pulling it off because he had me fooled, until I found out that he had killed his daughter off and brought her back to life a dozen times. He is one cold son of a bitch though.
the best call out lies that I ever used was I told my boss that I took a Viagra pill and my erection wouldn’t go down.
I told her that I could still come in to work, but I only didn’t wash all of my clothes and I only had sweat pants.
I remember one time one of my homeboys had crabs. he called out, but he ended up coming to the job to confront the female that gave it to him. them two was going at it, putting they business all the way out there.
If you have kids, then you will aways have a reason…. my baby isn’t feeling good or i say one of my family members who is already dead has just passed away or is in the hospital…. works every time??????