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  • #7551
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    What lies have you called into work with so that you wouldn’t go in? ??

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    #7577
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
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    I dont call out to work much. I think that I could count on One hand how much times I’ve called in over the past 10years. I honestly dont think that I got one.

    I do however remember one of my coworkers last year (Wilson) lying about his daughter being in a terrible car accident. He did a great job of pulling it off because he had me fooled, until I found out that he had killed his daughter off and brought her back to life a dozen times. He is one cold son of a bitch though.

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    #7730
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    Oh boy Wilson smh he’s a hilarious guy, but he’s a trip also.
    I rarely call out of work, and when if I do, it’s because something major happened….

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    #7731
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
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    Yeah, I hardly ever call off of work. The most extreme my excuse be is I’m sick and that’s probably because I was.

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    #8764
    Omar RodgersOmar Rodgers
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    Fortunately for me Imma BOSS!
    I dont have to call out. I got people who work for me. They all females, and they all Bad and Boujee.

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    #8942
    Word SmithWord Smith
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    the best call out lies that I ever used was I told my boss that I took a Viagra pill and my erection wouldn’t go down.
    I told her that I could still come in to work, but I only didn’t wash all of my clothes and I only had sweat pants.

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    #9156
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
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    @wordsmith boy you a fool

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    #9203
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    @wordsmith you’re out of control lmao

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    #11148
    Rodger PaulRodger Paul
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    I remember one time one of my homeboys had crabs. he called out, but he ended up coming to the job to confront the female that gave it to him. them two was going at it, putting they business all the way out there.

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    #11200
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    That’s a wild situation!!! @Rodger

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    #11207
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
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    @Rodger ???? i just pictured that whole scenario, wow!!!

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    #11326
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
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    Rodger that was crazy. He should know better than to bring that at the job.

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    #14472
    Julie GelinJulie Gelin
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    If you have kids, then you will aways have a reason…. my baby isn’t feeling good or i say one of my family members who is already dead has just passed away or is in the hospital…. works every time??????

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    #14473
    Julie GelinJulie Gelin
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    I remember one time i had my aunty call acting like it was an emergency that i go home… so i left work early????

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