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  • #2301
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    What is the funniest pick up line you’ve heard or used?

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    #2316
    Word SmithWord Smith
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    When you a big time playa like me, you dont need pick up lines, you just pick em up.

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    #2318
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
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    @wordsmith imma hire you as the official Wordfencing mascot, because you just be trolling your ass off.

    Now to answer the question, Im a Poet and I have written hundreds of love poems, but I have never used any of my material to get women. But if I wanted to, I could say something like:

    In the midst of this great recession,
    The minute I laid my eyes on you, I was no longer jobless…..your beauty is such a work of art, that it hired my eyes to view your beauty’s artwork…. Your beauty is my employer and my eyes are the employees…. My job is not hard work, but I often work up a sweat just looking at you…My first day at the job was love at first sight… I could keep it going but imma stop.
    @wordsmith dont hate. hola at chya boy!!

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    #2319
    Sky RobertsSky Roberts
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    @Mask with lines like that, you could get it anyday. @wordsmith sorry boo, you a little cute and all, but you gets no love on this one. With a name like word smith, you gotta come harder than that Papa. Lol??

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    #2346
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
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    @ sky thanks for the compliment, i dont remember the last time that someone told me that I could get it, unfortunately I am spoken for. @ wordsmith, I agree with sky, you gotta step it up. That was wack #naynaynabooboo #yourbreathsmelllikedoodoo

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    #2347
    Word SmithWord Smith
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    @ sky what you mean come harder? That wasnt a pick up line, I was saying that I got so much game that I dont need a pick up line. @ mask, I declare war. Imma get your ass. You need to get outta here with your: if your beauty is my job, I will be unemployed. My job, my work, my eyes.

    Dont try to act like your boy aint a poet too naw, if I used my material it would be like this: girl the thought of you interrupts me, even when im not thinking of you. Your always on my mind even when my mind is not on you. I get electrocuted by your beauty even when my eyes are unplugged from your sight. You are my every sight, my every feel, my every being. so how could I ever escape you. @ mask, got em!

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    #2348
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
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    Ok you want war, i could give you war. i tried to warn you, but I guess you feel like playing with fire today so here we go. Imma do you like pookie from newjack city. check it out:

    I was thirsty for love, then my eyes took a sip in your direction…. My vision got a taste of your beauty and it was exquisite… Your face is like a wine glass and your beauty is like fine aged old wine being poured into the shimmering crystal of your face… My eyes got a tast of your beauty and it was like champagne being poured into my eyes… Your reflection is so refreshing that my eyes wanna swallow every drop of you… I wanna stare you down as my eyes gulp you up in a straw of amazement… My vision is intoxicated with the disbelief of how beautiful you are. I am drunk off of your beauty.

    #dontwakeupthesleepinggiant #staydown #thenextoneisforyourmama #sityour5dollarassdownbeforeimakechange

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    #2357
    Word SmithWord Smith
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    Okay @ mask, shit done got real!!! Time to put them paws on you boy. This is dedicated to your sister: its personal now! Imma kill you on your own website, then imma take over. This shit gon be call word-smithing instead of wordfencing. Check me out nigga:

    I knocked on the door (Knock knock). she opened it up and told me to come in!
    I knocked on her underwears (Knock knock). she took them off, opened up her legs and told me to come in!
    I knocked on her g-spot (knock knock). She said it felt like she was cumming!
    I knocked her into an orgasm (knock knock). She said it felt like a comet.
    After she came, I knocked her into a comma (knock knock). No farther comment!

    You see Mask the difference between me and you is that, you is a PG nigga and im a rated R nigga. Stay in your lane lil Romeo, before I shakeshpere yo ass with these words nigga.

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    #2367
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
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    The quietest one in the room is always the one to fear the most, because you will never know their capabilities. The difference between me and you is that im always 1 step behind you and 2 steps in front of you. I could do what you do but you cant do what I do. Temperature is rising, you leave me no choice, but to turn up. This is dedicated to your sister as well:

    She calls me the weather man, because I could predict her forecast…. I induce the rain and leave her soaking wet in passion….
    Together we facilitate a tropical storm.
    I strike her like lightning and she roars like thunder…. With no raincoat, I boldly enter into the floodgates of her stormy passage, endrenched in her pouring rain…. Our quiet storm erupts into a category 5 hurricane, when I motion in the sea of her ocean like a twirling tornado…. When the eye of the hurricane emerge and she reach her peek… she scream out: ahh hail!!! As I unleash sleet thats white as snow! ❄

    Lets stop this right now, this aint the poetry lounge. Im late for work messing with you #gameover #hemademedoityall #yomamaisstilloncrackrock

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    #2371
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    @mask ?? my mouth dropped lol
    @wordsmith I totally agree with @sky, if you call yourself wordsmith you gotta come harder than that lol

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    #2373
    Lisa LorenLisa Loren
    Participant

    Wow! You guys are hilarious??? but also very impressive. I want to hear more.????

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    #2374
    Lisa LorenLisa Loren
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    Also, you if I had to pick which one of you had the better poems, I dont mean to gang up on you word smith, but mask got you. You was in the lead after that knock knock poem, but then that last poem took you out boo. Im want to here more.???I love poetry????

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    #2378
    Word SmithWord Smith
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    Yall hating!

    • This reply was modified 4 years, 9 months ago by Word SmithWord Smith.
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    #2382
    Sky RobertsSky Roberts
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    @wordsmith your actually very talented. I would love to actually see you guys perform at a venue. You both were excellent Eventhough, you guys steered away from the topic. Lol

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    #2622
    Julie GelinJulie Gelin
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    Lol mask ripped it

    But you was good too word

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    #2642
    Sky RobertsSky Roberts
    Participant

    what makes this topic awesome and the cute thing about you guys going back and forth is that guys now a day’s dont usually use pick up lines anymore, which is why you two were probably the only guys to respond. It seem like now the best pick up line is the most disrespectful ones. A dude calling you out of your name… Or at least to them it seems that way!

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    #2705
    Word SmithWord Smith
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    Mask i challenge you to a rematch???? Whats up????

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    #2807
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    ? I would like to see that rematch

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    #2889
    Tawana NealyTawana Nealy
    Participant

    @oh shoootttt…….. how come I never saw this… Ladies where yall at???. The fellas Killin it tho.

    • This reply was modified 4 years, 9 months ago by Tawana NealyTawana Nealy.
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    #2894
    Tawana NealyTawana Nealy
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    That’s soo true… @Sky Roberts

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    #2936
    Lisa LorenLisa Loren
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    I like how yall did that, the way yall went back and forth. Im gonna try. Imma post a topic call sex poems, and everybody could write a sex poem. We gon keep it short and sexy like yall did.

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    #3064
    Wanderers PathWanderers Path
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    Can the girls get in on this? And by the way, it’s not about being rated R all the time unless your vocabulary is limited and you cannot express yourself any other way. It can be seen as a crass, immature and ignorant – especially, if that is all you have. The best comedians in the world will tell you that. Here’s my contribution…

    There’s Nothing Like a Beautiful Black Man

    always the topic of endless conversation
    some would like to think the center of creation
    there’s nothing like a beautiful black man
    you ask me how I know
    years of intense observation
    while listening to stories that other women have told
    black men possess a style that’s distinctively all their own
    dark somber pools cast the reflection of a world often cold
    it comes with centuries of harsh treatment a bitter resentment
    along with the secrets that weren’t suppose to be told
    his back is broad from shouldering the weight of society
    tired and tattered he stands beside me
    his hands and arms – a balancing act
    present and the future an uncertain path
    as he walks towards his future seeing to reach his goals
    driven to succeed by a force beyond his control
    possessed by the passion deep within his soul
    my undying love he has that much he knows
    there’s nothing like a beautiful black man
    a man that’s committed when things get rough
    a man who knows when to call my bluff
    a man that’s isn’t afraid to show his true emotions
    a man that can stand by his words and devotions
    there’s nothing like a beautiful black man
    not with words sometimes but in his actions
    he stands his ground with intensity and compassion
    a relationship that is built on more then sheer physical attraction
    there’s nothing like a beautiful black man
    he thinks about us and how we should be
    a man can never be more the what he has chosen to be
    as the years go by and time takes away
    these precious gifts love gave to me yesterday
    I will remember the love from his heart
    the look in his eyes
    the arch in his back as he strutted with pride
    from the promise he made to me to make none that he couldn’t keep
    to the promise he made as he kneeled at my feet
    as I look down in to my dearest eyes
    he looked very passionately into mine – then…and only then
    at the exact moment I really knew he was all mine
    because there’s nothing like a beautiful black man

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    #3136
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
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    @wanderers yasssssss that was a beautiful beautiful beautiful poem!!! I love it.

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    #3151
    Lisa LorenLisa Loren
    Participant

    Wow, I dont know how to follow that! But im going to try.

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    #3200
    Tawana NealyTawana Nealy
    Participant

    Wow… that was really nice . @Wanderers Path. Are you a poet? . What a wonderful poem/spoken word. very Impressive

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    #3204
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
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    @tawana same thing i said i must have read it 3 times simultaneously lol. That’s how beautiful it is.

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    #3206
    Word SmithWord Smith
    Participant

    That was nice, Ill gave you some credit. Who’s next? I want to hear more from the ladies since Yall out number us right now?

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    #3208
    Tawana NealyTawana Nealy
    Participant

    Yea, Im working on mine…. blew my mind. Definitely put men on another level.

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    #3220
    Wanderers PathWanderers Path
    Participant

    Thank you, very much. I have been writing for a long time, poetry, thoughts, etc – looking for that bestselling novel to chart for a year and start a new path, trying to learn some new skills in blogging and coding as well.

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    #3229
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    Wow that was wonderful @wanderers path. Hell you set the bar pretty damn high there lol

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    #4203
    Sky RobertsSky Roberts
    Participant

    Nice!!! Poem. Deep

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    #4935
    Omar RodgersOmar Rodgers
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    When it comes to pick up lines im the best. Hand down, point blank! No questions about it.

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    #4990
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
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    @omar give us a line or two

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    #5278
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
    Participant

    @wanderers very nice poem…

    @ Omar … Ok then Mr. Smooth put your money where your mouth is

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    #5671
    Word SmithWord Smith
    Participant

    Ok youngin let me see what yiu got.

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    #5693
    Omar RodgersOmar Rodgers
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    Smooth is my middle name… Check me out, I’ll step to a female like… Hey im Omar, but you can call me “O” for orgasm. And by the way your body reminds me of MacDonalds because IM LOVING IT.

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    #5705
    Word SmithWord Smith
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    Man if you dont get outta here wit that wackness. You ol’ fake Chris Brown looking po version of a pimp.

    This is how you do it if you gon step to a girl.
    Ill step to a female and be like: hey you must have an inhaler in your pocket, because you gotta lot of ass-ma!

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    #5744
    Tawana NealyTawana Nealy
    Participant

    @wordsmith, Wait a minute I liked that from Omar Rogers…

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    #5750
    Omar RodgersOmar Rodgers
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    Man Word Smith, Smith Word, whatever your name is… like I told you before slow your role bruh, you dont know me like that. You gon make me have to come across you chin! You ol’ fake Milli Vanilli looking ass Troll.

    @Tawana thanks beautiful! It takes greatness to understand my greatness, and by you understanding the greatness of my mack, it means that your probably great too.

    Yours truly:
    “Omar”?

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    #5753
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
    Participant

    Fellas, Fellas, Fellas!
    Please dont bring drama to a peace fight!
    This is Wordfencing where we fight all of our battles with words and reasoning.

    Cant we all just get along? Besides you both had catchy lines.

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    #5758
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
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    @mask my thoughts exactly… BTW I love both @Omar and @Word style and great Since of humor.

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    #5762
    Sky RobertsSky Roberts
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    OMG, Word Smith you are such a trouble maker! Your pick up line was very funny and catchy, but you didnt have to go in on Omar like that.

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    #5769
    Lisa LorenLisa Loren
    Participant

    ?????? Yall are hilarious!

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    #5793
    Word SmithWord Smith
    Participant

    @sky girl shut your fine ass up, before you make me humble myself and become a preacher.

    @ mask I didnt start nothing. he is the one talking about coming across somebody chin. This is wordfencing, im fighting him with words by telling him that his pick up line was wack… but he can’t handle the pressure.

    He looks like a bootleg Mixture of Chris Brown and Odell Beckem jr.

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    #5799
    Omar RodgersOmar Rodgers
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    Whateva fool, stop hating on my greatness.
    Catch me ousside, how bout that!

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    #5817
    Tawana NealyTawana Nealy
    Participant

    How bout that….

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    #5822
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
    Participant

    Omar, I know you didnt hit him wit the catch me ousside!!.. Wow!!! Ish done got real. I got a great idea how Yall can settle this!

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    #5893
    Word SmithWord Smith
    Participant

    I cant Catch you outside, because Im too busy with yo girl inside, how bout that!

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    #6029
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
    Participant

    I am not impressed by either!!!! Both of you need to step it up. Have you guys used those lines in real life???

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    #6030
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
    Participant

    ????? @rachel

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