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  • #8807
    Anonymous
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    HIM:”I just wanna hog tie you and throw you in my pick up! You’re the one I’ve been looking for ”
    ME: BOL!!!! briskly walking away!!!!!

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    #8826
    Tawana NealyTawana Nealy
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    Lmao.. @Arlicia

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    #8903
    Wanderers PathWanderers Path
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    Once a guy asked me if I was free for dinner, I said, in classic smart-ass, witty repartee’…
    ‘I won’t be free, but I’ll be reasonable.’ 🙂

    Another guy asked me, ‘where was my boyfriend?’
    I said, “with your girlfriend?!’ 🙂

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    #8932
    Mask AppealMask Appeal
    Participant

    Wow @Arlicia sound more like a serial killer’s line than a pick up line.

    @Wanderer poor guy, must’ve walked away with his head down

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    #8934
    Wanderers PathWanderers Path
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    I actually went out with him, we ended up being friends. 🙂

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    #8946
    Rachel DoyinRachel Doyin
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    I’m more of a actions speaks louder than words type of person!
    however this whole conversation is very entertaining and fun.

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    #9135
    Anonymous
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    @ Tawana and that was just one I’ve heard ROFL>>>>>>>

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    #9403
    Sofia DovilSofia Dovil
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    I remember a guy once asked me if I like McDonald’s?
    I said yeah! And he said: well Your looking at a big mac!

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    #9409
    AnishaRay RayAnishaRay Ray
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    @Sofia ????

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    #9511
    Anonymous
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    @ Sofia ROFL tears literally

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    #9514
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
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    Ok, so everyone that is from Miami knows that 79th St. is well known for prostitution. So my son needed a haircut yesterday so I take him to a great Jamaican barber shop on 79th St. Well as I’m walking back to my car this guy rapidly whips his car up in front of me cutting me off. I glanced over at him and all I noticed was him counting money flagging me to come to his car!!! I hurry up and jumped in my car in fear and disgust ??? So it was at that momentent I realized I was mistakened as a prostitute ????

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    #9600
    Anonymous
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    @ lashawn in my life I live 15 min from work ….My hood,them clowns always wanna stop,swerve and yell LOLOLOLOL BOL>.hissing like snakes!…You know too cute and all that Thicknessssss!!!!!!!! ROFL TEars

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    #9603
    Lashawn WilliamstonLashawn Williamston
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    @arlicia girl I’m over here crying lol

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    #9845
    Anonymous
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    @Lashawn I make faces and and tell jokes….I aint got time for THAT # Sweet Brown…..LOLOLOL ROFL

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    #10369
    Alex SmartAlex Smart
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    Im not a pick up line type of guy, I am more of a actions speaks louder than words type of fella. The value of a woman’s true worth is way too expensive for cheap pick up lines.

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    #10374
    Wanderers PathWanderers Path
    Participant

    @ LaShawn,
    Some people are just down right rude and disrespectful. That should have never happened to you, in general, not to mention with a child present.

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