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HIM:”I just wanna hog tie you and throw you in my pick up! You’re the one I’ve been looking for ”
ME: BOL!!!! briskly walking away!!!!!+14Once a guy asked me if I was free for dinner, I said, in classic smart-ass, witty repartee’…
‘I won’t be free, but I’ll be reasonable.’ 🙂Another guy asked me, ‘where was my boyfriend?’
I said, “with your girlfriend?!’ 🙂+13Wow @Arlicia sound more like a serial killer’s line than a pick up line.
@Wanderer poor guy, must’ve walked away with his head down
+10I’m more of a actions speaks louder than words type of person!
however this whole conversation is very entertaining and fun.+11
@ Tawana and that was just one I’ve heard ROFL>>>>>>>
+7I remember a guy once asked me if I like McDonald’s?
I said yeah! And he said: well Your looking at a big mac!+10
@ Sofia ROFL tears literally
+5Ok, so everyone that is from Miami knows that 79th St. is well known for prostitution. So my son needed a haircut yesterday so I take him to a great Jamaican barber shop on 79th St. Well as I’m walking back to my car this guy rapidly whips his car up in front of me cutting me off. I glanced over at him and all I noticed was him counting money flagging me to come to his car!!! I hurry up and jumped in my car in fear and disgust ??? So it was at that momentent I realized I was mistakened as a prostitute ????
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@ lashawn in my life I live 15 min from work ….My hood,them clowns always wanna stop,swerve and yell LOLOLOLOL BOL>.hissing like snakes!…You know too cute and all that Thicknessssss!!!!!!!! ROFL TEars
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@Lashawn I make faces and and tell jokes….I aint got time for THAT # Sweet Brown…..LOLOLOL ROFL
+2Im not a pick up line type of guy, I am more of a actions speaks louder than words type of fella. The value of a woman’s true worth is way too expensive for cheap pick up lines.
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